thats a cool skeleton fresh from skeleton hell
I SCROLLED THROUGH MY LIKES FOR AN HOUR TO FIND THIS
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me- ahhh its a moth
gf-its gonna eat you
me- yeah then your gonna message and be like hi and the moth is gonna answer and be like hes not here there is only moth
gf- that might be an upgrade
I just made what I believe to be the most perfect pancake I’ve ever made in my life.
2000+ people are very happy for you
Reblogging for the fREAKING SUNCAKE.
It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.
This is how you know White people are responsible for the definitions in dictionaries.
fun fact, spicy and hot do not mean the same thing
The Hulk ain’t never lied.
I can’t even express how much respect I have for Mark Ruffalo. The dude’s on the US terrorism watchlist for fuck’s sake.
Omg, it’s true.
- i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
- and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
- AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN?
- WELL FUCK YOU
- MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST
- HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
what if we have tho
what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids
what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa
mom: *knocks on door*
me: just a second don’t come i—
"In the last 20 years of my life, I’ve been using something unrecognizable. I’ve been acting for 20 years and I’ve gone unnoticed"
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